8:18 PM
This sucks!!!! have been feeling very bad this few days. No mood for anything at all!!! Man... Crap la!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
8:14 PM
i think too much did it? its always like this, but im more insercure this time. Hmmm.. my mood swings very badly nowadaes. No mood for anything, just so wish to slack and slack.. man.. getting very lazy nowadaes..
DAMN THIS WORLD
seeking for reason for existence.
12:11 PM
Crap
Crap, crap, crap! everything is crap.. sick and tired of everything. No mood to do anything! sucky feeling!
freak it!
Saturday, November 11, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
10:15 PM
fuck it! si bei sian!! knn!!
Thursday, November 02, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
1:52 AM
wad a day!
Went back to school to wait for jeff and company.. well..had a great time catching up with them..haha.. and this is FOR GRACE..
FOR GRACE
thats all..haha...as i promised... hmmm.. i miss the club..
Friday, October 13, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
11:45 PM
LIFE IS FRAGILE, LIVE IT AND TO THE FULLEST TO YOUR ABILITYI often hear people say this. i used to live life to the fullest.. by doing wad i like and i really achieve what i want. But is this living it to the fullest to my ability? what does it mean by to the fullest? to be able to spend money like water? to be able to just sit down with whole family for just a dinner? or just simply sleeping and slacking through the day.
Everyone have different way of living to the fullest. For me, i feel living it to the fullest is when i do anything, i will not have any regrets. Having regrets means i didnt think properly before i act. this shows that i dun care.. which is terrible.
I have a friend who doesnt even know if he can have a tomorrow. i duno if he used to lived his life to the fullest. but i can assure u.. if one day he recovers, he is gg to live his life to his fullest of his ability.
Why wait till something happens before u guys change ur freaking slacker attitude. U wan to wait till its gone before u start to treasure it?! its useless!! get ur bum down to work and start to realise how lucky u r to have not to worry about cant waking up in the morning tml! damn!
plz bless my friend to recover..whoever up there...
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
12:26 PM
too bored at work
schoolmom: "wake up son, it's time for you to go to school."
son: "but mom, i don't wanna go to school."
mom: "give me 2 reasons why you don't wanna go to school."
son: "firstly, the students don't like me."
son: "secondly the teachers don't like me."
son: "give me 2 reasons why i should go to school?"
mom: "firstly, u are 52 years old, secondly, you're the principal!"
Honest Love Affair A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, "Honey, before you leave, please let me explain."
The wife stopped to listen.
He continued, "I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator which you didn't like". "She was wearing some very worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes which you'd discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday--the one you never wore because the colours didn't suit you". "Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for you now".
The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered. "That's all fine and good," she said. "But why did I find you both in our bed with NO clothes on ?"
The husband replied, "Well, that's simple......See, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore ?"
Ah Huay Ah huay went for a job interview, and when the manager saw him wearing a colorful shirt, golden hair, streaked red tie and white shoes, he screamed in his mind, "OH MY GOD! THIS CAN'T BE IT, WOMEN!" Since he had no choice, he had a wild idea. "If you can make a sentance out of GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE, and BLACK, I'll give you this job." Ah huay thought awhile, and said. "I heard the phone go GREEN GREEN GREEN! Than I go PINK up the phone, and said, "YELLOW? BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Don't PURPLEly go disturb people, and dont call BLACK, ok? Kum siah."
The manager fainted.
Birthday Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League,honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says,"Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
Viagra and Ben Gay A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and said, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.
The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."
The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The man says, "No, it's for my arms - the girls didn't show up."
Tooth Brush Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger"
Wife: "I'll clean the toliet bowl."
Husband:"How does that help?"
Wife:"I use your tooth brush."
Four Friends Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says:
I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says:
Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says:
Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.
The fourth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
What's going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.
And then he asked, What about your son?
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel!
The fourth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10 Ah Lum was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10. Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he also did it from 10 back to 1 as well. This is his story.
1 (One) day I went 2 (to) climb a 3 (tree) outside a house to peep but the couple saw me so I panicked and 4 (fell) down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 (fight) with me. I ran until I fell 6 (sick) and threw up. So I went into 7 (Seven) eleven and grabbed some 8 (eggs) to throw at him. Then I took a 9 (knife) and tried to stab him. 10 (thank) god he ran away.
So I put the 9 ( knife) back and paid for the 8 (eggs) and then I left 7 (seven) eleven. Next day, I called my boss and said that I was 6 (sick). He said, "5 (fine) , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 (for) work." He also ask me to climb a 3 (tree) and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 (to) him but I don't know what he 1 (wants).
Chick With Long Legs
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer." He turns to the ostrich and asks, "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer, too," says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says, "That will be $3.40 please."
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come in again, and the man says, "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.
This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the bartender.
"Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch," says the man.
"Same for me," says the ostrich.
"That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again, the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" the bartender asks.
"Well," says the man. "Several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender, "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies, "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
2:51 PM
hEy!!!!!!!!!!!! long time nva blog le..or should i say life have been normal for me?
Hmmm..attachment ending real soon at 1st, but i itchy mouth go ask if he need help den kena extend. humji caveman dun dare to extend. Better still, dun need see him.
Are u all waiting for update on him? kaoz..once during lunch, he wanted to eat sandwich, which we ate till so gross that i gave up my food and went away. he practically smudge his whole mouth with butter or watever white stuff that is. Somemore today, my colleague treat him pork floss bread. he eat till the whole Floss on his clothes. Yuck..kaoz..i cant imagine i already been with him for 4 months. can die sia.!!! hope i nva learn anything from him, scary.....
Well..had my final presentation done today, nothing much to comment. But just to say during my stay, alot of people hve took care of me giving me valuable advises on my future, now i have a much clearer view of it. Will work even harder!!!!
Been jogging these few days, Cant compare to the past, - stamina, + strength, + weight. hmmm...will work hard to get gold. should be no problem..
Haven been sleeping well this 4 months. so tired man, have to wake up early in the morning and my weekeends are always packed. Good in a way, it occupies my time instead of playing CM4, anyway im still on it, still addicted after 3 year?! i really CMI sia!!! haah...
Have been dreaming of getting a bike!!! i wan one fast!!! im sick of waiting for bus, mrt, transport. Should be coming at late dec if nothing goes wrong? still at lesson 5, been waiting for 2 weeeks, waste my time!!!!
SIP ending, means all the deadlines are near. SIP report 25% done. MP log book 80%. Mp report just start. Hmmm..should be able to finish soon!!!
Been playing basketball during the weekends with my colleague and friends. Very enjoyable! its been a long time since i dun need to score more than 5 points and i can win the game. Really brush up my passing technique. Realize i forcus too much on myself with playing with my poly friends.. well..different group, i will play different style. playing with my colleague, i'm a playmaker. playign with poly friends, im a scorer. playing at amk, im nothing. Duno..haven been gg to amk.. coach have been asking me to go at play. Hmm..guess its the travelling time tat i dun wanna go.
Well..9 and more to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, September 21, 2006
seeking for reason for existence.
